I'm Quinn and I hate myself more than you ever will

rupsidaisy:

"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead

August 27 / 414,989 notes

ameliadoesaninternet:

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry. 

August 27 / 160,735 notes

whovian-all-over:

ohyousillypotato:

And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat.

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The blogger is a shy, docile creature…

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… that prefers the darkness…

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… and tends to be wary of the outside world.

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The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when it does, it does so in seemingly random places.image

We have attempted to understand the dietary habits of the Blogger…

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… but to no avail.

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I am so glad this is back

August 27 / 739,903 notes
shinigami-kunoichi:

For God’s sake, Ryuk

amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

August 27 / 217,956 notes

ven0moth:

im so ugly can i have a refund

August 27 / 167,535 notes

kiercns:

hypeoverload:

kiercns:

ur not punk if ur not nice

wrong

UR NOT PUNK IF UR NOT NICE 

August 27 / 26,015 notes
❝You can’t keep kissing strangers and pretending that it’s him❞
August 27 / 4,781 notes

suddenlywolf:

straight guys are absurd. i once asked one if they’d kiss a boy for $50,000 and they said no. at that point it’s not even gay it’s just the best option

August 27 / 203,396 notes

kushdrinker:

it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing 

August 27 / 244,068 notes

humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

August 27 / 160,597 notes