I'm Quinn and I hate myself more than you ever will
spiritbby:

wiccan-wisdom:

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funkybug:

(baby starts to speak its first words)

baby: d..d…

me: dad ? :-)

baby: die cis scum

April 17 / 6,964 notes

jamesfrancoe:

crouton sounds like it could be used an insult like if you were to say “shut the fuck up you pretentious crouton” but alas it is only a piece of fried bread for salads

April 17 / 161,077 notes

all I do anymore is sleep, feel bad for myself, and take selfies

April 17 / 303,769 notes

flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

April 17 / 49,513 notes

floatingmemories:

stop romanticizing the idea of becoming so dependent on another human being that you cannot function adequately without their presence goodbye

April 17 / 339,146 notes

conchitawurst:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Let her continue

April 17 / 90,956 notes

takohai:

mishion-possible:

lamdiel:

I wish dates didn’t have such strong romantic attachment to them.

Like, I wish I could go up to a friend of mine and be like, “Hey I want to take you to a nice restaurant. Let’s get dressed up fancy and go.”

We’d go have a fancyass dinner, but there’d be no romantic involvement.

I wish platonic dates were a common thing.

I would take each and every one of you on platonic dates.

????? It’ S cALLED??? SPENDING TIME??? WITH A FRIEND??

April 17 / 115,700 notes
(via suspends, ilikewhatyousee)
❝Because I am not the type of
person someone falls in love with.❞
April 17 / 548,348 notes