(baby starts to speak its first words)
me: dad ? :-)
baby: die cis scum
crouton sounds like it could be used an insult like if you were to say “shut the fuck up you pretentious crouton” but alas it is only a piece of fried bread for salads
all I do anymore is sleep, feel bad for myself, and take selfies
what does html stand for?
hypertext markup language
no i mean like, what does it believe in?
stop romanticizing the idea of becoming so dependent on another human being that you cannot function adequately without their presence goodbye
we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop
Let her continue
I wish dates didn’t have such strong romantic attachment to them.
Like, I wish I could go up to a friend of mine and be like, “Hey I want to take you to a nice restaurant. Let’s get dressed up fancy and go.”
We’d go have a fancyass dinner, but there’d be no romantic involvement.
I wish platonic dates were a common thing.
I would take each and every one of you on platonic dates.
????? It’ S cALLED??? SPENDING TIME??? WITH A FRIEND??